Sunday Smash- Week 7

All business. Just cover, baby. Home teams are in bold.

1. Chargers (-6) over Chiefs
The fact that San Diego is only favored by 6 is a testament of how poorly their season has gone so far. If they play up to half their talent level, this is a double-digit victory. If they don't cover or heaven forbid, lose outright, I officially give up on the Super Bowl prediction for them. Now's the time.

2. Texans (-3) over 49ers
Houston quarterback Matt Schaub leads the league with 14 touchdowns. Whoa. For the benefit of my fantasy team, maybe Steve Slaton and the running game catch up with his production. I have not hopped on with the Niners yet. If they win today, that will certainly start to change.

3. Cardinals (+8) over Giants
I know for certain the Giants are a better team. But Arizona always has the best player on the field with Larry Fitzgerald. Sunday night, prime time...It might be a playground for him out there tonight. Both teams put up at least 3 touchdowns, and it comes down to the wire. This game doesn't deserve one of the bigger lines of the week.

4. Jets (-7) over Raiders
For the love of God. Please.

Upset Perfiction of the Week

5. Vikings (+6) over Steelers
Minnesota is undefeated and getting almost a touchdown. Yes, please. Vikings win outright, because hey, "That guy's just having fun out there. He's a freakin' kid out there."

BONUS UPSET PERFICTION OF THE (DAY)

Angels (+160) over Yankees
Booyah.

Enjoy the games everyone!